I Ate The TV

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brokebackhills:

No Homo by majestic-beard

What if he put up an ad for a friend? A test friend. And he’s pretty sure he knows the ultimate friendship test. 
He does it before he can worry about it, puts it up and sits back to admire his genius.
                        str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic
str8 dude looking for another str8 dude to JO with. i can host. no pics. i don’t give a fuck what u look like and u shouldn’t care what i look like either. STR8 PLS. do not want gay hookup. no weird touching. just 2 dudes jerking it. thx

brokebackhills:

No Homo by majestic-beard

What if he put up an ad for a friend? A test friend. And he’s pretty sure he knows the ultimate friendship test. 

He does it before he can worry about it, puts it up and sits back to admire his genius.

                        str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic

str8 dude looking for another str8 dude to JO with. i can host. no pics. i don’t give a fuck what u look like and u shouldn’t care what i look like either. STR8 PLS. do not want gay hookup. no weird touching. just 2 dudes jerking it. thx

(Source: frankensteins-mobster, via mostlyemotional)

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